Top 10 Cheap White Elephant Gift Ideas

Headed to a White Elephant party? Want something funny, interesting and totally useless…all for less than $50? We got you covered.

Here are top 10 funny white elephant gift ideas under $50.

Funny White Elephant Gift Exchange Ideas

1. Cookin’ with Coolio

Hilarious – and actually quite useful. Let Coolio help you “chillax your chicken, sanctify your salad, and legitimate your lobster.”

 

2. Yodeling Pickle

Yodeling is pretty annoying. Except when a pickle does it. Then it’s endlessly amusing.

 

3. Bacon Lube

Perfect for anyone with a bad case of bacon lovin’…

 

4. How to Live with a HUGE Penis

The title says it all.

Guaranteed to lead to hilarious conversation.

 

5. The BIG Coloring Book of Vaginas

Why should penises have all the fun?

Experience the undeniable power of being the one who walks into the White Elephant party with The BIG Coloring Book of Vaginas – everyone will want your vaginas.

 

6. Inflatable Bondage Chair

No White Elephant party is complete with some…S&M fun?

Help some lucky recipient take the bondage on the road.

 

7. Horse Head

Who doesn’t want a random horse head? No one, that’s who.

Guaranteed to dominate any White Elephant party.

 

8. Kama Pootra

Most of us spend our lives pooping in the same, old boring way. Bet someone at the White Elephant party has been wishing for some different, more creative ways to poop.

Well, his (or her) wishes are answered with the Kama Pootra – the only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of the enlightened bathroom experience by revealing 52 mind-blowing ways to poop.

Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.

 

9. How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

There’s bound to be at least one depression-sufferer at the White Elephant party. Cheer them up with this guide to curing depression by constricting your anus 100 times everyday.

 

10. Big Brass Balls

Ever wish you had a pair of big, brass balls just lying around?

You aren’t the only one.

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